The Future of Geekagogue

So it's Friday, and usually I would post a fun theory or top ten post, but today I have to be serious. Today I wanna talk about the future of this blog.

Write now, I'm the only person actively posting on Geekagogue​. Purblind and Arthur are still listed as contributers, but they rarely/never post. All I'm waiting for is their okay and they'll Be removed from the list.

Geekagogue is about community, but I'm the only member of that community. I'm going to begin searching for new authors, so expect a lot of shake ups soon. Until then, I will continue to post every Friday (next Friday will be a post I've worked on for months).

Please be patient as I try to get Geekagogue back on it's feet, and as always, have a very fine day.

The Crystal Gems Saved Lapis Lazuli

So within Steven Universe, in many episodes that involve the character Lapis Lazuli, she talks about how horrible it was being trapped in a mirror for so long. She asks the Crystal Gems if they regret putting her there, and for the most part they really don't, and I think I know why. See, that gem saved Lapis, saved her from a fate worse than being trapped in a mirror, it saved her from corruption.

See, we know that all Gems not poofed or protected by Rose Quartz were corrupted. And we know that the corruption occured through a bright light in the sky, and what do we see at the end of Lapis' flash back after she was trapped in the mirror? The same light. Being in that mirror saved Lapis' life. If she wasn't in the mirror she would just be another corrupted gem for the Crystal Gems to bubble.

Well, that's all for now, sorry about the short post today, I'm currently on vacation. Until next week, have a very fine day.

Plot Twist: Subway Surfers Is About Purgatory

Subway Surfers is a mobile game that pretty much everyone has played, or at least heard about it. I myself play it pretty regularly. But there's a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense. Like, for instance, why is it called Subway Surfers if it's not in a subway? It takes place on train tracks, but they're definitely not underground. Another thing is the overweight security guard that can somehow keep up with you, no matter how many jet packs and jumping boots you use. Also, how are you able to keep running after you get pulverized by a train?

I can answer all of these questions, and more.

First, let's visit one of my all time favorite television shows. In season one, episode ten of Twilight Zone. It opens with a man standing on the deck of a ship, with no knowledge of who he is or how he got there. In a series of events, he and all the other passengers on the boat get slaughtered by a German U-Boat. As it turns out, the aforementioned man is actually the captain of the U-boat. Because of his horrendous actions, he is doomed to his own personal hell where he is a passenger on the boat he destroys, and has to die over and over, for all eternity. At the end of the episode, he wakes on the deck of the ship, not knowing who he is or how he got there.

I can hear everyone (and my fellow author) asking "what does that have anything to do with Subway Surfers?''
Well my friends, let me explain you a thing.
I propose that the characters in Subway Surfers are dead, killed in some way by the trains. They are running from the security guard, which is most likely Satan, complete with a hell hound. He's chasing the characters, most likely trying to get them out of purgatory and into the underworld. But what can you use to get away from him in-game? Those blue keys you get from completing challenges and whatnot. What if those are the keys to hell? That may be stretching it a bit. 

Anyway, I said I'd answer the question of why it's called Subway Surfers. This is one of the simpler answers. Sub is a Latin prefix that basically means below. Below, underworld, I think you get it.

That about wraps it up. What do you think about it? Tell us in the comments below!

Is a Live Action Lion King a Good Idea??

Okay, so lately Disney has been remaking their classics like Jungle Book, Cinderella, and the upcoming Beauty and The Beast into live action installments. I thought Cinderella was great, but I had several problems with live action installment of The Jungle Book. But that is a blog post for another day. I don´t personally think a live action Lion King is a good idea. There is absolutely no way it could be as good as the old one. I really hope they use all the same actors possible. (Editors Note: This can't happen, some of the actors are no longer living)
If not that, the ONE thing that I ask for, is this: ¨What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!¨ *dresses in drag and does the hula*

The Sue Richards Conspiracy

Click-baity title confirmed (Dun nuh nuh nuh Whoo Hee Whoo Hee Hee Whoo)

Jokes aside, today I wanna talk about something that I noticed while reading Fantastic Four #312, which was published in 19-hatey-8. I don't have to put a spoiler alert thought, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with the plot.  It has to do with  the forum at the back of the book,or as Ralph Macchio cleverly called it, the 'Fantastic Forum.'  As I was reading the letters in the back, I noticed a trend. Let me type out a few out examples:

"... Crystal is far and away more powerful than the conceited Sue Storm Richards.  I have long waited for Mrs. Richards to be put in her place and hope that this time Crystal replaces the Invisible Woman for good!  You simply can not justify Sue remaining on the team."

"... Sharon is a neat gal and I hope she stays, falls in love with Ben, Marries him, and then replaces Susan as a permanent member of the FF.  Susan is out!!   Susan is no longer needed by the team!  Face it my forum writers and creators, with a powerful Sharon around, who need an Invisible Woman any longer?"

"Sue Storm Richards has been a conceited snob for almost three decades.  Please find some way to teach here a much needed lesson.  My first proposal is to right a story where Psycho-Man gets his revenge and kills Sue!..."

 And that just a fraction of the hate towards the Invisible Woman.  So what do you think?  Would you like it if the Invisible Woman had been replaced by Crystal or Sharon?