If not that, the ONE thing that I ask for, is this: ¨What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!¨ *dresses in drag and does the hula*
Friday, September 30, 2016
Is a Live Action Lion King a Good Idea??
If not that, the ONE thing that I ask for, is this: ¨What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!¨ *dresses in drag and does the hula*
Monday, September 12, 2016
The Sue Richards Conspiracy
Click-baity title confirmed (Dun nuh nuh nuh Whoo Hee Whoo Hee Hee Whoo)
Jokes aside, today I wanna talk about something that I noticed while reading Fantastic Four #312, which was published in 19-hatey-8. I don't have to put a spoiler alert thought, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. It has to do with the forum at the back of the book,or as Ralph Macchio cleverly called it, the 'Fantastic Forum.' As I was reading the letters in the back, I noticed a trend. Let me type out a few out examples:
Jokes aside, today I wanna talk about something that I noticed while reading Fantastic Four #312, which was published in 19-hatey-8. I don't have to put a spoiler alert thought, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. It has to do with the forum at the back of the book,or as Ralph Macchio cleverly called it, the 'Fantastic Forum.' As I was reading the letters in the back, I noticed a trend. Let me type out a few out examples:
"... Crystal is far and away more powerful than the conceited Sue Storm Richards. I have long waited for Mrs. Richards to be put in her place and hope that this time Crystal replaces the Invisible Woman for good! You simply can not justify Sue remaining on the team."
"... Sharon is a neat gal and I hope she stays, falls in love with Ben, Marries him, and then replaces Susan as a permanent member of the FF. Susan is out!! Susan is no longer needed by the team! Face it my forum writers and creators, with a powerful Sharon around, who need an Invisible Woman any longer?"
"Sue Storm Richards has been a conceited snob for almost three decades. Please find some way to teach here a much needed lesson. My first proposal is to right a story where Psycho-Man gets his revenge and kills Sue!..."And that just a fraction of the hate towards the Invisible Woman. So what do you think? Would you like it if the Invisible Woman had been replaced by Crystal or Sharon?
Monday, August 22, 2016
On the Subject of Bat-Branding
Flashdrive, Vehicles, his platform in his SECRETS BASE. It's rediculous. I can picture Bruce walking into Best Buy, buying flash drives en masse, then drawing a bat on every single one.
One thing I wonder is, does Bat-cow have a Bat symbol branded onto him? Does Titus' collar have bat-dog tags?
I think Bruce has a problem. Even his companions are Bat themed (aside from Robin) Batgirl, Batwing, Black Bat, I mwan seriously. He takes it to far. See you next week!
Friday, August 19, 2016
Top 8 Funniest Sherlock Quotes (In no particular order)
1. "Anderson, don't talk. You lower the IQ of the whole street." -Sherlock Holmes
2. "We solve crimes. I blog about it. He forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope." -John Watson
3. "A nice murder, that'll cheer you up." Mrs. Hudson
4. "Four serial suicides and now a note. It's Christmas!" -Sherlock Holmes
5. "I'm in shock. Look-I've got a blanket." Sherlock Holmes
6. “Shut up everybody, shut up! Don’t move, don’t speak, don’t breathe, I’m trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you’re putting me off”-Sherlock Holmes
7. Mrs. Hudson took my skull." -Sherlock Holmes
8. "Are you wearing any pants?"
"No."
"Okay." -John Watson and Sherlock Holmes
Sorry for the late/short post, but I've been busy with school and stuff. See you next week!
Friday, August 12, 2016
Everything Right About Kenan Kong as Super-Man!
First off, I just want to apologize for nobody posting during the majority of the Summer. We were all super busy, so we thought it best to take a hiatus. But with school starting today, that ends and we'll be pumping out content on our regular schedule. Thanks for being patient with us and we hope you enjoy :)
So I kow it may be a bit early to be doing this, but after reading The New Superman #1 and instantly loving Kenan Kong, I knew I had to do a post on him. So, that outta the way, here is Everything Right About Kenan Kong as Super-Man:
1. He's a jerk, and not in a good way. He not a Tony Stark type jerk, no no no, he's a straight up bully, and I love it. He goes against not only common Superman cliches, but also common Superhero tropes. New Superman #1 opens with Kenan beating a kid up for for his lunch. Then, when he gets his powers, he doesn't say thank you, he leaves. I love it.
2. He doesn't belive in Truth, Justice, and the American Way. This kinda goes with the first point, but aaayyyy, it's not like your the list police. Anyway, those famous Superman ideals? Super-Man could care less. Truth? Forget it. Justice? "Gimme your lunch!" The American Way? He's Chinese!
3. He's Chinese, and he's Super-Man and that's awesome. He's the best example of diversity I've seen from DC in a long time. Sure we have some black charecters, but asian? Not as frequent. He's not even overly stereotyped (Vibe). And I think that's cool.
And that's why, after only 1 issue, I love Super-Man. Make sure to look out for Kris's post on Wednesday, and I'll see you next week.
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